Survival of the Fittest

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN MAMA
BANG BANG SHOOT SHOOT

BANG!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You should have seen it, the look on the mother fuckers face as I pulled the trigger, priceless. I wonder what that feels like? Looking down the barrel of another man’s gun. Searching for a pair of eyes to stair into, but only finding a blank white face, with a thin, big, red… smile. HMMMMMMMMMMM… in that moment I looked into his eyes as they search for mine, not paying attention to the dozens of guns drawn on me, it wasn’t about them, it was about me and him. He was a contract and one that I had wished I never taken. You see I was contracted by FIREWALL, along with a group of bumbling fucking idiots. We have an Uplift Octopus Doctor, who is just as crazy if not crazier then I. Then we have an illiterate fucking LOST trying to pass himself off as a normal individual, but let’s face it we all know he talks to the voices in his head. I see him do it, it amuses me, watching him interact with his muse, himself, and the voices.
HA
PRICELESS. And finally we have a filthy, insignificant, piece of shit spy, who can’t do anything, except get himself killed. In fact that’s the only thing they seem to be able to do, FUCKING ROLL OVER AND DIE!!!!!!! Anyway where were we, oh right, my group and I were contracted to find this individual Joesph, Joe Schmo, Joe Who Gives A FUCK, whatever his name was I didn’t care. I let my RAG TAG GROUP OF CRACK POT PI’S, to handle him, I had a contract to make good on. So there I was looking into the eyes of this man, with dozens of goons pointing their weapons at me. So I smoothly turn around and strut towards the door. Upon approaching it I turned and fired the spear flag gun at the target, only to miss him and SENDING THE WHOLE FUCKIN’ PLACE TO COASTA RICA. Next thing I know I’m running for my life. After what seems like an eternity of running, I meet up at a pin point one of my “TEAM MATES” dropped for me. I find all of them standing around an individual, who’s name I couldn’t care less about, is telling us where we can find this fuckwad we were sent to find. Once he’s done squawking I shut him up for the moment, and in a failed attempt to remove his stack I… remove his head. One less person between us and FIREWALL, but by the looks on their faces and the shit that’s spewing forth from their mouths, I can tell they don’t understand. And with that we’re off, off to find the wizard, the wonderful wizard of fuckin’ OZ. We travel to the Space Elevator, and I get an update that my contract is in the area, time for round 2. I go my own separate way, I think the group went looking for that guy. I find out where my contract is staying and make a “special house call”. As I walk up to the front desk I remove my mask, shake out my well groomed hair, and flash a fake-ASS smile to the receptionist. I’m looking for so-and-so what room is he staying in? Then the STUPID ASS BITCH says “I can’t give you that information.” I WAS ALL LIKE BITCH GIVE ME THAT MUTHER FUCKIN INFORMATION… NOW!!!!!!!!!! I got what I needed after a little persuasion. I took the elevator up, no need to take the stairs just yet. As I step into the elevator, I notice I’m the only one in it, PERFECT, and with that I once again put one my FACE. DING My floor, I step out and B-line it to my target. Look right, look left, slide in the key card, and slip into the room, making as little noise as possible. CLICK, my heart stops I turn around and what do you know, I get to discover what it feels like to look down the barrel of another man’s gun. I see his mouth move, but I don’t hear anything, nothing, a quiet mummer. I feel my mouth moving saying something in response to what was just spoken to me, but I don’t hear it, my eyes were fixed on his gun. I blink just once and BANG I open my eyes to a brain salad on the wall behind him. I instinctively run over to the body, remove the stack, and walk out the door, my mind on the next task.
RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG NANOBOT SWARM RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG NANOBOT SWARM. What did those dumb fucks do know. UGGGGGHHHHHH guys theirs a nanobot swarm. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Harlequin, get me the Rover, NOW!!!! Yes Boss. Again, for the second time today I find myself running for my fuckin’ life. SCREACH- Next thing I know the rover is skidding up next to me, I hop in and book it, but come to a sudden stop. LOCK DOWN LOCK DOWN LOCK DOWN Great I can’t go anywhere, and I have to out run a nanobot swarm, shit, just my lucky fuckin’ day. I know of only one person to call RING
RINNGGG
RIIIIINNNNNGGGG
Hello
Mom it’s Mercury
Hi, Baby
Mom I need you to give me special clearance, I’m in trouble by the Space Elevator. I need your help.
OK Baby, you got it
Thanks Mom.
CLICK
And With that the rover starts up and again I’m off. Booking it down the BIGGEST FUCKING MOUNTAIN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. oh and did I forget the METEOR barring down on me too.
EXPLOSION
Next thing I remember is painfully reaching for a “WILLY NELSON CIGARETTE”, lighting on the burning embers around me, and thinking “so that’s what it’s like looking down the barrel of anther man’s gun. I could get use to that.”
AHHHHHHAAAAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
HERMES

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What happens when you die?

You know what sucks, having died. Listen, I really don’t remember what the fuck happened that caused me to be disintegrated by a comet but I know damn well that I’m getting armor and weapons. At least the powers that be gave me a new body, an actual one, even if it does have the freakiest fucking tail. Apparently 500,000 transhumans permanently died, I can’t believe all this happened and I can’t even remember. It’s horrible, truly horrible.
So they gave us some back up considering the fiasco on Olympus, which the psychopath can’t even fill us in about because he was off head hunting, too bad the guy had a dead man’s switch. Anyway our group is Psycho, that poor lost soul, the cutest parrot ever, some hyper elite bitch with a show no one’s heard of, and me: the drug dealing spy.
I don’t get it but at least it helps the future. I don’t know how I’m going to hide this from Jesse and Aunt Yue but I’m doing this for them. So first up we had to interrogate some poor sap that, now I’m seeing a pattern here, PSYCHO killed and stole the head of, apparently in front of me. We got a little carried away but at least we got all the info, poor bastard. I guess compassion is a little absurd in the day and age. Our mission was to get in contact with an arms dealer to check out where this man named Damian Way got titan tech, TITAN TECH. OH! Damian was the reason we blew up, he had planned to set off a swarm of nanobots.
So we set off to New Shanghai. We had a little trouble getting in, apparently there’ve been riots ever since Olympus Mons but we got in and made our way through my favorite part of any city THE SLUMS! I was all for going to the dealer but Shade wanted to see the riots. All those people, all the discontent, sometimes I think this whole universe is a tinderbox about to explode. I guess I was right, someone threw a malatov cocktail and cops let out the baboons, the whole thing was disturbing, people getting shot like animals, all this and the psycho is off god knows where and that girl went off shopping.
You know, I may think psycho is off his rocker 100% of the time, he got to the top of a building and kept an eye on us. Now to the real fun part, we meet up and run to the building where the dealer is and find ourselves a little surprise. He and his partners are high off of schizo and wouldn’t deal with us without it. Of course the actual shizo joined in the party. The Point is the real trouble is Cognite, the people who “made” the lost generation and apparently they have something to do with damian way, being crazy enough to set off a nano swarm.
Before the arms dealer could tell us who this all traces back through a bullet shoots through his head. The whole place was a flurry of gore and fear and I couldn’t even get through to psycho. There isn’t enough time to sort through this new information let alone the man who apparently set fire to psycho but Shade felt some sorta psychic connection.
Fuck.

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Faces to face with The Beast

So there we were, all of us, running out of that dilapidated structure, when we feel this strange psychic presence; one so powerful that we cannot even begin to describe. We, well, seven of us at least, believe it to the suited man who assaulted Hermes; he locked himself into private mode so we can’t assist, oh well.

ALL THESE OTHER ONES DO IS TALK! IS IT TOO MUCH FOR SOME ALONE TIME?! FUCK HIM AND HIS DRUGS! I HOPE HE FUCKING ROTS!

Our next move was to meet up someplace to discuss our next action. The so called “famous” girl called herself a cab, most of us don’t mind walking though, so we do.

why waste the credits? am i fuckin’ right?

On our way we are informed of another joining us later, a doctor by the name of “Tentacles.” Could be useful having an extra set of hands around.

HE SOUNDS LIKE JUST ANOTHER FREAKSHOW!

nAh MaN. hE sOuNdS lIkE oNe ChIlL mOtHeRfUcKeR.

FUCK YOU TOO MAN!

just chill the fuck out alright? shit. get to where the gargoyle shows up

Right. So we also get word of Hermes’ location, but no one else seems to want to help.

KILL HIM!

We would have gladly offered help but was afraid to be left alone with…it. The beast of stone had be trailing us for a number of blocks now, we have this odd feeling about it, but we carry on. We arrive at the bar, Spice.

what a stupid ass name for a bar

Bad names aside, we walk in and lo and behold, The Beast is in the mirror, staring, at us. There we were, face to face to face to face…

SHUTUP! GOD DAMN IT!

We didn’t want to think nothing of it, but The Others believed him to be from Cognite, an agent sent here to fuck with us again, to put us back in the terrible place.

iT wAsNt So BaD

YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING

bEiNg AbLe To Do wHaT yOu WaNt wAs PrEtTy cOoL

it is how we all came to be. besides, i recall it growing on you somewhat.

FINE! FORGIVE ME FOR NOT HOLDING SENTIMENTS FOR OUR FUCKING BIRTHPLACE! WHY NOT GO SEE IF YOU CAN GET A FREE RIDE BACK FORBIRTHRIGHT

tHaT aInT cOoL mAn

WHAT FUCKING EVER!

The Others,the ones who don’t belong, thought it’d be wise to shoot where The Beast resided, in hope of destroying it; we agreed and shot at the mirror.

AND WHAT HAPPENED NUMB NUTS?!

It flew out of the bar, at which point we gave chase with sword in hand.

i do recall an octopus dragging a convulsing hermes to the back room.

IT WAS OBVIOUS NO ONE GAVE TWO SHITS THOUGH

I dId. HeRmEs SeEmS lIkE oNe ChIlL mOtHeRfUcKeR.

The Cognite were not happy, they sent agents to capture us. We were thrown into the back of their van with others who have opposed them.

KILL ’EM!

for once i agree with him. you don’t know if they were with or against you.

With our weapons gone, we made use of our new arm laser…

which is pretty bad ass, by the way.

..and carved a hole with which we escaped and made our way to a safe place to hide from The Beast. Our Vector updated us…

FUCK TARD

…on the situation. We are to locate the facility with the Quarantine zone; he also warned us of the black suited men.

bUt WhAt If hE cOuLd TeAcH uS tHaT fIrE tRiCk?

YEAH! I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKERS BURN!

We are now waiting for the others to join. Hopefully we can complete our mission and we can finally move on.

Shade…

AnD mE

me as well

AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKIN ME

…out.

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My Fault

Medical Log:
500,000 people. All dead, not like normal dead. dead forever. All my fault. Couldn’t save them, couldn’t save anyone.

I remember the fleet, practice medicine in peace. Was nice. Not complicated

Suddenly wake up. New face. Why? How? Vector tells me about Olympus. Bad things, horrible things. dead forever. Why? Why did I get to live? Why not them? Parents, children, lovers, real doctors, good people, Why do I deserve a second chance and not them?! Stupid, worthless, horrible Tentacles!

Need my juice! The juice makes everything better! What? No Juice? Why U No Have juice Firewall?!

They send me back to New Shanghai. Evil, wicked, mean city! Have to meet rest of team. Meet in socialite bar. Why whywhywhy?! Gotta hide, can’t be seen!

He comes in. Burned man. Also has herpes. I think. That’s what the lady said. Can’t help him. Not good enough. Bad Doctor!

She said something. The lady. Nice lady. But a socialite. Can’t be trusted. Kill her? No, bad idea.

Maybe just take a look at burned man.

Talking, whining, complaining jibber jabber. Jibberjabberjibberjabberjibberjabber.

SHUT UP! NO MORE TALKING! STAB! Plunger depresses. Hope that wasn’t the deadly neurotoxin. No. Only the Twitch. He’s finally quiet. Has seisure. no more talking.

Loud noises. Gunfire? People panicking. Why? I’m a doctor. Know what I’m doing.

Fix him. Hold him down. Stop the shaking. Twitch was bad idea. No time for second thoughts. Lungs burned. Smoke damage. Gotta Operate!

Lady comes in. Says something. Wasn’t listening.

Must operate! Stab! Missed! Stab! Stabstabstabstab! Won’t hold still! Bleeding now. No hope! Can’t help him! All my fault! Not again!

Men in white come to take burned man away! For the best. Bad, stupid, terrible Doctor Tentacles! Can’t do anything right.

Just like Olympus!

NO! My patient! Have to save you!

Jump on ambulance! Follow to hospital. MY PATIENT! NOT YOURS! Run past people at door. Can’t stop me!

Gotta hide! Can’t be seen! They’ll just try to stop me! Don’t want me to save my patient!

There he is. All alone. Jam the door. None must enter.

Gotta wake him up. Need him to Know I’m the one who saved him! gotta save him! If I can save this one person, everything will be ok!

Thick, heavy straps. No struggling! cutcutcutcut!

Operation sucessful. Lungs all better. Skin replaced. Good doctor!

“eat shit and die.”

Ungrateful fuck! Saved his life! Will fix him! Fix his mind. See what made you such a prick!

AUUUUUGH GLRKWW (unintelligible gurgling noises) (silence)

From the desk of Dr. Tentacles MD MS DPT MPH DDS. Dictated but not read.
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Where a Whole Bunch of People Have Gone Before

Medical Log:

So, I’m a crab now. Not sure what happened exactly. The firewall guys were pretty vague about the events that lead to my being the proud owner of these giant terrible claws.

Suppose I’m not complaining though. This body feels quite a bit stronger than my old one, though I do miss all my arms.

The Vector sends me to this seedy motel in New Shanghai. Guess I won’t have to worry about people recognizing me in this new body. When I get to the meeting place, I introduce myself to the people Firewall has me working with. A bunch of weirdos. The one with the tail tells me we’ve actually met twice before. I don’t much care for this loss of continuity, so from now on, I’ll record everything in an XP and upload it to one of the Firewall Servers. Don’t need people telling me what I’ve done.

After an uncomfortable night in a room coated in every bodily fluid known to transhumnity, Firewall sends in a nice homosexual gentleman to be questioned. He’s surprisingly forthcoming with information about his confederates. He deserved as humane a death as the circumstances allow. Decapitation is painless right? I decide to hold on to his cortical stack. Don’t want Cognite to know we’re coming, but I don’t think I’ll sell this one to 9 lives. I’ll just keep his mind in my personal Simulspace until I know what to do with him.

So we’re off to the Titan Quarantine zone and we find the facility right where he said it would be. There’s a surprising amount of people in an area that’s supposed to be off limits.

Michah blusters our way into the facility where we find them experimenting on new aplications for the exurgent virus. I hear them mention experiments on uplifts provided my Expiria and I ask to be taken to the lab. Hermes runs off to do his own thing (I’m told this is a regular occurence) while the rest of us are taken on a tour of the facility.

It turns out I picked the right time to start recording everything. I make sure I get all the details from the lovely(?) chimp doctor and put my not insubstantial skills of seduction to work getting her to show me her notes. It seems Experia is still looking for me, and they had a cell with my name on it in this very facility. Remind me to thank our Vector for getting me away from that

They’re preparing to show us out. The facility is thrown into bedlam when the mercenaries Firewall sent to help us start shooting indiscriminately at crowds of researchers. (I totally called it by the way). We manage to escape only to be faced with a Titan Headhunter. It goes down surprisingly easily. I don’t see what all the fuss is about over these things.

Firewall sends an extraction shuttle.

Back at the Firewall aerostat, I sell the information to the militant uplift rights groups. Must remember to call in that favor soon.

We give our vector all the information we have, I give him a copy of my XP and he gets terribly cross with Hermes. I’m sure that there will be no consequences for our teammate’s rash actions.

Vector tells us we’ll be egocasting to Luna momentarily. I’m just glad to be away from Mars.

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Fusalage/ Jenna Hale Entry

Fuselage

Life’s a canvas paint the sky
Was obvious the end was nigh
Father was prepared to die
So up we went for our last ride

“Check the engine darling girl
We’ll circumvent our former world
In this old plane we’ll take a whirl
In the sky we’ll watch Earth unfurl”

So we watched the Titans war
At night it waged, we did abhor
Death to all, what was in store
My Dad was right Earth was no more

Don’t remember don’t recall
My final scene before the fall
I guess now thanks to firewall
Bodies can be arranged for all

But no not yours, you smutty child
Time has ticked, it’s been a while
Now you’ll fly in flair, beguile
Wings for fashion, Xia style

Fight or flight I now AM flight
What was chosen, once delight
Fills me with rage contempt and spite
Firewall, Fire ignite

Truly a shame that I didn’t get to meet the Doctor in his true form but what’s true? I’m still trying to figure that out for myself. They all think I’m uplifted like him I bet. Well, all of them except Xia who I’m convinced doesn’t think anyway. If she did then she would have the common decency to pay for my own human body when she had the money to do so. Selfish girl. Pretty, pretty princess. I hate that I was thrown into this situation with her. One clueless person raised with a silver spoon under her tongue and one clueless Parrot thrown into a Universe of colossal confusion. There are times I wish I was still dead but I guess I was given a second chance for a reason.
Nothing pieces together. I try to observe the party, my surroundings, life in general but after coming back into existence after how many years of not even having a body to claim my own, I’m finding it exponentially more difficult to cope. I’m lost. The directions are obviously universal but the map is in a language I don’t understand. Does not compute. “Aww isn’t she adorable”. No. No she is not. She is a fighter. She is a pioneer. She was an aviator turned avian by the conscious carelessness of others. Sure everyone has a chip on their shoulder but I have a cracker on mine that I don’t need or want. Where I once sought comfort and advice in Amelia, I no longer feel connected with her. I don’t want the flight right now. I feel powerful and powerless all at once and how can I explain that to her, someone who fought for the power to fly. Now it’s for my survival, whereas she didn’t survive. She would kill to be in my position I’m sure.
And what of the picture we found on Mars? I don’t understand. I know it’ll help me get closer to getting a human body but, fact of the matter is, I have no idea how it got on Mars. There is no record of me residing here and there is no way of knowing how it got here. Fuck this. I just want to go home. There is no home. For now, I’ll just continue to observe, complete the duties I have been assigned, and put up with this Party until I no longer have to.

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Hungry for Revenge: Part 1

Medical Log

Being a crab was nice and all, but I’m just glad to be back in something more normal. And getting away from New Shanghai was an added bonus. Though, I think I was so engrossed in counting my arms, that I didn’t listen to anything our new handler said. Something about spiders or whatever. Though he got my attention when he told me I’d be on a leash for the duration of our stay on Luna. A metaphorical leash I guess, I don’t think they’ve made real leashes in decades. In fact…what’s a leash? All I know is it’s a fun word to say. Leash. Leash. LEASH! leashleashleash.

Anyhoo, they made me get this tattoo so outsiders would think I’m someone’s pet. It is most assuredly less fun being property when I don’t have all the money and fame. All that space cocaine. Mmmmmm, Space cocaine.

Oh my, I think I’ve gotten off track again…We’re told to lay low until firewall calls us, and everyone immediately disperses. I suggested against it, in case someone needed medical treatment. For some reason they seemed to run away faster after that. Probably my imagination. But I was left with the other uplift, the Parrot whose name I haven’t taken the time to learn (slightly less cute than before as well) and that Hermes guy. Somehow he seems like even more of a dick in a casemorph.

Suddenly as I’m walking, my arms stop responding, and they start taking me in the other direction. Kanko tells me Firewall gave me a morph with a puppet sock in it, and someone is using it to control me. I end up at this expensive nightclub, and who should I find there, but my old friend Vlad. And if I wasn’t positive that I was standing on Luna, I’d have assumed he ate it. He fancies himself a Baron now. I don’t know over what Barony he presides, but I’m certain it’s not recognized by the planetary consortium.

Anyway, Vlad’s all “blah blah blah! I’m a big tool! Doctor Tentacles, I’m intimidated by your medical skill and raw sexual prowess, so I’m gonna compensate by making you do stuff for me. First, I want you to perform the same brilliant psychosurgery you did on me, on this beautiful lady.”

And I’m all like “eh, yeah whatevs.” and I do it. So of course she gets hungry and tries to eat everything.

Then Vlad says “Aw man that was so cool! You’re the best Surgeon in the verse! But I still hate you cuz I’m lame like that! I’m gonna make you come back and do more stuff for me!”

So I sign a few autographs for his henchmen on the way out, one of them even asked if he could work for me, but I was all “NO WAY” and shot ink in his face! Another thing Firewall neglected to mention about my new body was the poison gland filled with BTX2. Eh, that guy was annoying anyway.

I suddenly get another call from those militant uplifts I sent the XP of the Cognite facility to. They asked to meet me at the circus, but I suggested meeting on the surface instead.

On the way to the specified airlock, I start to hatch a plan to get back at Vlad. I give my colleague, Dr. Laux, a call. I inquire what it would take to remove the puppet sock. He told me he’d take a look once the Swarm made orbit at Luna (which is conveniently where they’re heading now.)

In addition, I contact Claudia. It’s always wise to be on good terms with Pax Familia when you’re on the run. I figure if anyone can get me the information I need on Vlad, it’ll be her…them…I still haven’t figured out the pronouns for her.

Now the uplifts meet me on the surface and they want me to help them develop a strain of the Ultimate Virus that will exclusively affect humans. I of course turn them down because if human society is wiped out, and these communist uplifts are in charge, there goes my chances of getting all my money and fame back I took an oath to do no harm!

By the time I return to the earostat, Firewall has called us back to the safehouse. The spider guy comes in and tells us…something. Honestly, I wasn’t really paying attention.

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Everything is falling apart

I am alive.
Jesse is being tortured as we speak by some ruthless bitch I’ve had the good sense to steer clear from since hopping off the carnival. Our job is to figure out the money trail going into Cognite by interviewing Ambassador Ajax, who as we learned is the first psycho’s father. We split the group; Me, Shade, and Xia go to the ambassador and the Psycho octopus butcher, Hermes (in a case as punishment for withholding information) and Jenna since they would have drawn too much attention for.
The sad thing is I almost got caught by the security because of Hacking into the systems but I got everything I needed and sent it to the vector because I’m clearly the only person who understands the purpose of being here.
AND THEN… The world exploded because we can’t go anywhere quietly. The man in the black suit was in the office and… what’s the word? slaughter? decimate? no, he melted my team mate, one of the only people on the team I actually respect, craziness and all. Well I almost get caught by him on the way from the elevator. I elect to avoid the murderer waiting by the elevator and check up on Xia and make sure she’s mentally sound. A few minutes pass and a heavily armed police force, against the flow of hundreds of people fleeing the building through the only exits, come rushing in and arrest Xia. I jumped down the melted hole made possible by Black suit and tried to get on an elevator but NO, I get shot at and have to jump out of the god damned building and have to camouflage myself AND climb down from the 40th floor of a building.
When I get back MORE things happen because I’m clearly being punished. Turns out a private residence isn’t a good place to freak out and when I try to calm Xia’s friend down Hermes tries to kill her then psycho octopus butcher then Jenna… The vector was not happy.

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Quest line: Scum and Villainy

Upon finally getting back to Luna I get a message to run home. I jump at the chance. I miss Jesse, he’s the only thing in life that makes me feel good about myself. How many times has he calmed me down after waking up from my nightmare. It’s always the same one, Joy is drowning me as my mother and nephew watch. When I get to the apartment I find he is being held hostage by Claudia, I’ve tried so hard to keep work away from him and yet some bitch I’ve never even worked with holds him hostage just so she gets into the carnival. I haven’t even been back in five years and now I have to get back and get Yun to open up the gates. I have to get done with this mission and get the fuck out of dodge

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Bite of the Spider: Jailbreaks and Revelations

I cannot believe Zia got arrested.

WELL YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD. OH, BY THE WAY, GREAT JOB ON THAT. “WHO ARE YOU?” SERIOUSLY? THINK A FUCK LIKE HIM WOULD EVEN GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT?

you seem a little on edge ALPHA. what crawled up your ass?

HaHa. BrO iS MaD aBoUt BeInG a MoThErFuCkInG sPiDeR.

FUCK YEAH I’M PISSED!

ya gotta see the irony in it though.

OH REALLY NOW? WELL WHAT FUCKING JOKE IS THERE TO LAUGH ABOUT BECAUSE I SEEM TO BE UNINFORMED OF IT.

well we were created by spider an-

aNd NoW wE aRe OnE bRoThEr!

SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH! I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU OR THAT PSYCHO!

speaking of which, wasn’t there something we found out recently?

Oh YeAh. YoU NeVeR tOlD uS hOw YoU fElT aBoUt ThAt NiCe PiEcE oF iNfO sImOn…

Don’t you fucking call me that. To answer your question epsilon, I will address that later..so can I finish my thought please?

sure thing.

YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.

Good. With Hermes and Dr. Tentacles gone it was up to me, Jenna, and Micah to figure something out. The plan was to have me, in a my new spider body, climb into the vent shafts and infiltrate while they try to fake a prison transfer. So I use my grappling hook to get on the building-

real talk. that thing is fucking amazing. even ALPHA could agree on awesome it was when we sent that guard off the edge with it.

IT WAS KINDA COOL HAHA. STUPID FUCK HAD NO IDEA IT WAS COMING.

So we get into the vents, find the cell block and run into some guy who was also looking for Zia.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

MoThEr. FuCkIn’. GrApPlInG hOoK! tHeN a SeT oF sPiDeR wHeElS tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG sKuLl.

As luck would have it, the guards show up and some guy who looked the same to the man I killed offed himself. The guards began firing on me so I high tailed it out of there and flew over a whole squad to get away to the safe house. Pretty smooth mission, give or take a few blunders.

YOU DONE? ‘CAUSE THERE’S A PRETTY BIG GORILLA IN THE FUCKING ROOM THAT WE NEED TO ADDRESS.

Right. So I’ve received some information from a former Cognite employee. They had apparently had a knowledge of a hacker in the VR.

HeHe. WhAt WaS hIs NaMe AgAiN?

…Spider.

aNd WhAt DiD hE dO tO yOu?

…He destroyed everything. He ruined my life. He made me who I am now. A fucking outcast with voices in his head. A motherfucking psychopath.

AnD wHaT’s ThE nAmE oF yOuR hAnDlEr?

Spider, OmEgA. His name is Spider.

BiT oF a CoInCiDeNcE hUh?

Too much of one.

KnOw WhAt YoU sHoUlD dO?

sAy It.

SaY iT mOtHeRfUcKeR!

…stick that motherfucker…

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