Survival of the Fittest

Bite of the Spider: Jailbreaks and Revelations

I cannot believe Zia got arrested.

WELL YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD. OH, BY THE WAY, GREAT JOB ON THAT. “WHO ARE YOU?” SERIOUSLY? THINK A FUCK LIKE HIM WOULD EVEN GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT?

you seem a little on edge ALPHA. what crawled up your ass?

HaHa. BrO iS MaD aBoUt BeInG a MoThErFuCkInG sPiDeR.

FUCK YEAH I’M PISSED!

ya gotta see the irony in it though.

OH REALLY NOW? WELL WHAT FUCKING JOKE IS THERE TO LAUGH ABOUT BECAUSE I SEEM TO BE UNINFORMED OF IT.

well we were created by spider an-

aNd NoW wE aRe OnE bRoThEr!

SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH! I DO NOT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU OR THAT PSYCHO!

speaking of which, wasn’t there something we found out recently?

Oh YeAh. YoU NeVeR tOlD uS hOw YoU fElT aBoUt ThAt NiCe PiEcE oF iNfO sImOn…

Don’t you fucking call me that. To answer your question epsilon, I will address that later..so can I finish my thought please?

sure thing.

YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.

Good. With Hermes and Dr. Tentacles gone it was up to me, Jenna, and Micah to figure something out. The plan was to have me, in a my new spider body, climb into the vent shafts and infiltrate while they try to fake a prison transfer. So I use my grappling hook to get on the building-

real talk. that thing is fucking amazing. even ALPHA could agree on awesome it was when we sent that guard off the edge with it.

IT WAS KINDA COOL HAHA. STUPID FUCK HAD NO IDEA IT WAS COMING.

So we get into the vents, find the cell block and run into some guy who was also looking for Zia.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

MoThEr. FuCkIn’. GrApPlInG hOoK! tHeN a SeT oF sPiDeR wHeElS tO tHe MoThErFuCkInG sKuLl.

As luck would have it, the guards show up and some guy who looked the same to the man I killed offed himself. The guards began firing on me so I high tailed it out of there and flew over a whole squad to get away to the safe house. Pretty smooth mission, give or take a few blunders.

YOU DONE? ‘CAUSE THERE’S A PRETTY BIG GORILLA IN THE FUCKING ROOM THAT WE NEED TO ADDRESS.

Right. So I’ve received some information from a former Cognite employee. They had apparently had a knowledge of a hacker in the VR.

HeHe. WhAt WaS hIs NaMe AgAiN?

…Spider.

aNd WhAt DiD hE dO tO yOu?

…He destroyed everything. He ruined my life. He made me who I am now. A fucking outcast with voices in his head. A motherfucking psychopath.

AnD wHaT’s ThE nAmE oF yOuR hAnDlEr?

Spider, OmEgA. His name is Spider.

BiT oF a CoInCiDeNcE hUh?

Too much of one.

KnOw WhAt YoU sHoUlD dO?

sAy It.

SaY iT mOtHeRfUcKeR!

…stick that motherfucker…

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